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Hello digital minions

We just received some new threads from Lifetime, RDS, Nixon, lakai, and Altamont to keep you “from lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground.” Remember the foundation of popularity is digital perception, and the only way to achieve status in this binary social hierarchy is by acquiring pokes, likes, and tags. Tags directly lead to more friend requests, which leads to girl’s phone numbers (or guy’s numbers, if that situation applies to you.)Therefore, it’s vital to keep up your appearances both in reality and digitally: your friend total may be at risk.

Binge drinking happens; luckily, we have the Nikk Beach Sale to keep you ballin with three hoodies for 99 and /or four tees for 40 bones.

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