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Fun fact, in the month of March the Earth’s equator is parallel to the sun; therefore, our planetary axis is slowly dipping its northern region toward the sun. Ergo, it’s almost bikini season for the ladies and sunglasses season for the guys. Thankfully, Alternative [...]

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We just received some new threads from Lifetime, RDS, Nixon, lakai, and Altamont to keep you “from lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground.” Remember the foundation of popularity is digital perception, and the only way to achieve status in this binary social hierarchy is by acquiring pokes, likes, and [...]

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