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Runny Blurts: “Pole Jammin Jeeps”


Sorry loyal bloggerites, I would have been posting all last week but Justin crashed our server! Anyways, let’s make this update quick, I’ve got to study for a lab exam. Big news, Justin crashed Spenny’s wipe two weekends ago. We’re all really happy nobody was injured, and it appears Jeep-Jumpin-Justin’s insurance will cover it. We all make mistakes and it’s important to learn from them—I teach my Dad all sorts of things. Unfortunately, Justin more of a kinetic learner and gave this car accident thing another try last weekend when he crashed Evan’s truck into a parked car. Again, we’re all please Justin wasn’t injured and about the new variety of jokes now available on his behalf. Moving on! Jolene’s getting dumber, not actually she’s just getting her wisdom teeth pulled: ouch! Spencer broke his ankle in what I believe was a floor gymnastics accident; although, He’s telling everyone skateboarding was the culprit. We hired a new employee who goes by the name Tia, and she likes dogs and soccer. J Master P landed a teaching gig, and still looks handsome as ever! He Who Must Not Be Named, finally took a few days off after twenty-one days straight of his nose to the grind stone (that’s an odd expression). As for myself, I’ve been working on a six foot paper airplane, I hope it’ll hold my weight!

Okay, I’m spent and this laptop’s making my palms sweaty.

PS: We just got new Supra and Globe Shoes!
Double PS: I didn’t proofread this!

“Eats shoots and leaves” from your local Nanaimo Skate, Surf & Snowboard Shop

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