Get in Vans: with strangers
It’s probably a scientific fact, that wearing Vans shoes will automatically progress your skill on a skate. Luckily for you, Alternative just got a massive order of new Vans; which is great for you, but my backs slightly sore from improperly lifting boxes to avoid exposing my tighty whiteys. We also got some surf slips and sandals for all you white water waders. Vans began on March 16, 1966, so you know these ex-gypsy hippies are legit! Plus, Spencer and Jolene just did an extreme make over on the shop: looks professional. Spencer would like everyone to know that Vans could also be said backwards, Snav: thanks Spenny.
Stalking girls on facebook won’t get you a date. Therefore, do something semi-productive with the internet and enjoy this link to the Vans Wikipedia site.


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