Everyone at Alternative Groove would like to congratulate Justin Taron for surviving for the seventieth year in a row! It’s cliché but They grow up so fast! Its seems like just yesterday, Justin was stuffing his face with cheese burgers, giggling over fart jokes and poppin big Z’s. Wait, that was yesterday!
Now we all know that a man’s true goal in life is not world domination, to cure the common cold, to get a wife and kids or even move out of your mothers basement, the real goal is be a playa playa like the legendary Kegan Playa Smith and this is where Nixon Watches comes in [...]
Would you like my advice? Of course you would, you’re reading this blog. First, Captain Josh has implemented a crotch shot policy for every derogative term used within the shop—although, it wasn’t explicitly stated I’m sure customers aren’t exempt from this new policy. Secondly, never pick fight with Shipwreck Schuhmann: he split RAB’s bottom lip [...]
Today is FJ’s birthday, if you didnt know that its because
your a terrible person. The only way you can redeem your
self and surpas the obvious fact that your going to hell, Is
to buy him a ultra rad present. And why wouldnt you want
to? This kid is hotter than Chase Torrie! Ladiez look out FJ is
moving [...]
Allegedly, a twenty-five year old surfer assaulted an old bird on the beach over some wave board etiquette. It’s slightly understandable, nothing chaps my @$$ more then someone snaking my line in the park: aside from maybe, long exposure to the sun, while spontaneous streaking without sun-block! On the other hand, weekend warriors and [...]
Add this song to your summer mix tape…Love him or hate him, Jack’s going to be the soundtrack to your summer. You know you’ll be able to spot Kegan jogging topless on the bike path from his trailer to the coffee shop while he pumps this album on his walkman. Oh and how can you [...]
We just got a bunch of brand new “INSTRUMENTAL” boards in the shop that are ultra banger. INSTRUMENTAL has done so much for the Nanaimo skate scene since Brando first moved here, if it wasnt for him the skate scene in Nanaimo would not be where it is today. So show some love and thanks [...]
The relentless pummelling of coursework is practically over as University exams are virtually finished; now it’s time to consider your plan of action for this year’s intermission, maybe humanitarian work in Peru like Kegan? It’s possible you’ll spend the summer touring Italy, ascending its mountaintop towns, deciphering cafe menus, and capturing memories with your one [...]
Oh cool, we only have to wait until Fall 2010 to see it….bummer. This movie looks so ridiculously good, and judging from the teaser song, it should have you mesmerized by the tv while you do the Kegan Pepper Smith, Drink-in-the-hand-hussle-n’-shuffle all over the dance floor. Now if only Kelly Slater’s “Ultimate Wave Tahiti [...]
Spring has sprung! Which means summer flings are fast approaching and it’s time to update your whack outdated wardrobe. Here’s my advice, which inevitably asked for my reading this blog, the three most important artifacts you need to purchase this summer: a Nixon watch, Spy sunglasses and Adidas kicks. Why are these important? Shoes define [...]
