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Fun fact, in the month of March the Earth’s equator is parallel to the sun; therefore, our planetary axis is slowly dipping its northern region toward the sun. Ergo, it’s almost bikini season for the ladies and sunglasses season for the guys. Thankfully, Alternative [...]
Hey Kids
Let’s set some ground rules: no claiming, no sissy tantrums, and no ostracizing; after that, skateboarding is all up to interpretation. However, the general consensus, the bigger tricks equals hotter chicks (or guys—if that applies to you). Yet, simple kick-flips aren’t going to secure you a date next weekend but it it’s a [...]
Shake Junt this, I got a Deathwish that, and Baker for life is what the kids are saying these days so instead of getting a tattoo just pick up one of the brand new Baker boards from Alternative Groove and be down for life! (Tattoos not mandatory but suggested)
Hello Minions
Alternative’s been on a digital hiatus, and I apologize for meaningless hours you must’ve spent wandering the internet in search of something interesting. Thankfully we’re back with a handful of mind nuggets for you to enjoy (I don’t even know what it means). First off, shop boy Chase Torrie and his bromies are [...]
We all know that soon all the humans are going to be eliminated by robots and all we’ll have left is a world of metal men and no unethical treatment to elephants…
The best band you don’t listen to. Rolling Stone’s top 50 bands you need to see live. Pretty much incredible.
